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    Brexit Jabbawocky

    Posted on October 29, 2018 at 10:29 am
    Posted by BDSteve

    Twas Brexit and the slithy EUves
    Did gyre and gimble with Dom Raab.
    All whimsy were the Brexiteers,
    And the moan Remainers draab.

    …

    Twas Brexit and the slithy EUves
    Did gyre and gimble with Dom Raab.
    All whimsy were the Brexiteers,
    And the moan Remainers draab.

    Beware the Barnierwock, T. May,
    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
    Beware the Tusky bird and sway
    The frumious Junckersnatch.

    She took her Chequers sword in hand,
    Long time the EU foes she fought.
    So rested she, far from Jeremy
    And stood alone in thought.

    And as in huffish thought she stood
    The Barnierwock with eyes aglow,
    Came waffling through the Brexit wood,
    With the DUP in tow.

    One two! One two! And through and through
    The Chequers blade went snicker-snack!
    She left them dead, and with each head
    Went Brexitdancing back.

    And thou hast slain the Barnierwock,
    Come to my arms, thou great envoy!
    O frabjous May! Callooh! Callay!
    She chortled in her joy.

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