The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
Abbott on chains, backed by her baying hounds

The Brexiteers were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Merkel,
Mogg and Farage my son!
The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
Abbott on chains, backed by her baying hounds
The Remainer – bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, “The Corbyn-Kicker Five”
They played the mash
They played the Brexit mash
The Brexit mash
It was a done deal smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the Brexit mash
Out from his coffin, Juncker’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, “Whatever happened to my Salzburg twist”
It’s now the mash
It’s now the Brexit mash
The Brexit mash
And it’s a done deal smash
It’s now the mash
It’s caught on in a flash
It’s now the mash
It’s now the Brexit mash
Now everything’s cool, May’s a part of the band
And my Brexit mash is the hit of the land
For you, the voters, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can Brexit mash
The Brexit mash
And do my done deal smash
Then you can mash
You’ll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can Brexit mash